Things to do when you are bored at college

1.Practice two table this way

2x1=2
2x2=5
2x3=7
2x4=9
2x5=11
2x6=13
2x7=15
2x8=17
2x9=19

2. hide your friends bag behind the curtains hang it to the roller

3.let friend sit in your bench, plan up and shove the corner person

4.hide friends books while you knw that we going to have dictation in the coming class

5.speak in a language which never exists

6.make your friend sign at the middle of the book at the bottom and then write a love letter on his name and give it to the most innocent girl in the class

7.call the floor in charge and tell him that you are your friends cousin and wants him to be home because his grand pa who is actually dead is serious now and about to die again

8.buy loose motions pills and mix them in the water filter in the staff room

9. build good rapport with the canteen guy and take puffs and cool drinks on your teachers account at the canteen

10. practice saying alphabets from Z to A

11.start acting as if you are in love with your teacher ;)

12.Read a novel from the last page...its actually more interesting

13.get a film magazine and fold a particular page, act as if you are hiding it from your friends and keep peeping into it too often until people around get curious and suspicious

14.tell your best friend that you are interest in him/her and proposed to him/her and ask for marriage

15.ask somebody to call a girl saying that your friend is calling her and tell your friend that she is calling him too...

16.ask a doubt to the lecturer...act as if you were listening to her explanation and then finally confess candidly that you were actually thinking of something which was associated with the topic...and finally ask her to explain it again promising her that you would listen this time for sure...

17.invent a new word in english and ask your english lecturer the meaning of this freaky word

18.act as if you are not feeling well and then take permission to sleep full fledgely

19.give proxy attendance and make sure you get caught...try to fool around keeping your intention to waste the classroom time...keeping this fact hidden from the customer

20.tell your friend that his pair with the girl most beautiful but with hard hand in the class looks awesome and insist him to take action and gradually make him fall in love with her......"peetne de saale ko...lol"

21.tell your friend that a girl was eying him and persuade him so much to finally make him feel that every time this girl just naturally sees him...he feels that she is actually eying him...:P

22.tell your close friend (girl) that another friend in the same class who actually is not friend with this girl likes her so much and wants to talk to her personally after the college

23.go out of the class and come back after a while...go on the dais and write on the board about the extra class that your lecturer in never actually taking...

24.act as if somebody farted...close your nose tightly and feel nasty ...when your friend says that he doesnt sense anything tell him that people who actually do they do not feel it...now you will see him saying that he started feeling the smell...

25.intentionally fight with your friend and go and sit with somebody he/she doesnt like in the class

26.you can act as if you are in love with you teacher...tell it to your friends and act insane by praising her again and again....your friend will surely go mad...tell him that love is blind and its flowing in the air too...say nothing can stop your love toward her and you have decided to tell her after the class...act very serious in this issue...and once the class is over follow her and ask for a doubt and comeback with a hand on your cheek.....\m/

27.crawl on the floor searching for the gold ring which you never lost....act worried and seek help from your friends to search the same

28.ask your friend for a pencil...after a minute or so break the point and again ask for the sharpener...after 10 minuter return the pencil..(mean while keep sharping the pencil so much that it become the smallest of its possible extent)

29.with a rectangular slip written "I am an asshole", Pat your friend's back and see to it that its sticks on...similarly make a long tail and hang it on the arse...or at the belt

30.sleep with open eyes